Missed March's Tour? Keep your eyes peeled for another Mystery Tour that will be even bigger, even badder, and contain even LESS vomit this time (srzly guyz, c'mon, yolono vomiting frealz).
Mystery Tour is a traveling rendezvous. 60 lucky MT fellows will be seated on a spacious bus and transported to various Bay area locales, secrets, and favorite spots.
Sound wholesome? WRONG. Equate Mystery Tour to a mobile Frat Party, but without the obligatory barf, piss, and sexual harassment.
Mystery Tour will last from 1:30pm - 2am. There are two pick-up locations and times, so please take care to plan where and when you hop on.
YOU CANNOT GET ON WITHOUT A PRE-PURCHASED TICKET. So buy one...
You won't find out until you get there! We have it all planned out and can promise it will be awesome. Just come along for the adventure!
Yes! Actually. We will actually leave you. We really, freaking will. We will always leave at the stated times. Recalibrate those west-coast clocks people because we. mean. business.
As it turns out, renting giant buses is kinda expensive.
Heck to the yes! Please bring your fave bevs. I'll be riding with a camelback of Vodka and 6 Nature Valley bars.
No. Fuck you. In fact, if you barf on the bus, you will owe us $500 for a bus-cleaning fee. Seriously.
No! You must pre-purchase your ticket ahead of time.
16th and Mission @ 1:35-1:50pm
Union and Van Ness @ 2:15--2:30pm